dave
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Post by dave on Apr 11, 2007 21:11:54 GMT
Slam your best Chuck Norris facts in here!
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Post by guppygould on Apr 12, 2007 8:29:03 GMT
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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gez01
known randomer
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Post by gez01 on Apr 29, 2007 18:24:59 GMT
if you go on google and type in 'chuck norris getting his ass kicked' nothing comes up because it never happens
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Post by guppygould on Apr 29, 2007 18:39:25 GMT
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Post by oshavah on Jun 22, 2007 14:20:55 GMT
chuck norris doesnt believe in germany
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Post by guppygould on Nov 25, 2007 17:44:26 GMT
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Post by bullough on Nov 25, 2007 21:48:44 GMT
which is apparently possible
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Post by sirpsychosexy on Nov 25, 2007 23:13:29 GMT
Yeah, and if i rub my ears anti-clockwise I can piss out milk.
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