What wouldn't you say or do........

[uchihazabuza]

What wouldn't you say to your boss if your late from work
You can change the subject when ever u want

Hey sorry i'm late your wife kept me up all night

Hey what the fuck do you think your staring at! Go back to your paper work

Sorry i'm late i just couldn't stop shitting and when i finaly stopped and got in my car and was on the motarway i shat all over the dash board

Sorry i'm late there was a pink elephant that said to me that i had to go back in time to save a chicken

I'm sorry i'm late i died

I'm sorry i'm late. Some wanker parked in my space. Oh wait that was you.........