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Mar 29, 2007 18:20:15 GMT
Post by ketch on Mar 29, 2007 18:20:15 GMT
The title pritty much explains this thread.
Whats the meanest thing you can do to a man in a wheel chair?
Put a grenade in his wheel chair and tell him to run.
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Mar 30, 2007 22:30:32 GMT
Post by sirpsychosexy on Mar 30, 2007 22:30:32 GMT
Why did the crap get arrested? He kept pinchin things!!
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Mar 31, 2007 17:57:48 GMT
Post by guppygould on Mar 31, 2007 17:57:48 GMT
^Not bad What kind of cake do you eat in the bath? A sponge! Yeah that sucked big time. I had some good ones a couple of weeks ago but I can't remember them.
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Mar 31, 2007 19:46:06 GMT
Post by ketch on Mar 31, 2007 19:46:06 GMT
What do you call an empty bird cage?
A polygon
Yep i robbed that from guppy.
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Bazzer
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"those korien meatballs really are the dogs bollocks"
Posts: 146
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Apr 3, 2007 20:19:00 GMT
Post by Bazzer on Apr 3, 2007 20:19:00 GMT
that's funny the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano.....
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Apr 4, 2007 10:11:43 GMT
Post by sirpsychosexy on Apr 4, 2007 10:11:43 GMT
Uh, what? =/
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Bazzer
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"those korien meatballs really are the dogs bollocks"
Posts: 146
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Apr 4, 2007 21:05:22 GMT
Post by Bazzer on Apr 4, 2007 21:05:22 GMT
it's off mock the week....
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Apr 5, 2007 15:22:48 GMT
Post by ketch on Apr 5, 2007 15:22:48 GMT
Then God said "let there be light"
Sponsored by powergen. ------- It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but jeruselam still had the hose pipe ban.
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Apr 5, 2007 19:19:17 GMT
Post by guppygould on Apr 5, 2007 19:19:17 GMT
At least be original!
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Apr 7, 2007 19:59:48 GMT
Post by ketch on Apr 7, 2007 19:59:48 GMT
whats that supposed to meen
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Bazzer
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"those korien meatballs really are the dogs bollocks"
Posts: 146
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Apr 7, 2007 22:13:12 GMT
Post by Bazzer on Apr 7, 2007 22:13:12 GMT
come up with your own bisacally he says because he's never said any of them in school lol.
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Apr 8, 2007 8:15:42 GMT
Post by guppygould on Apr 8, 2007 8:15:42 GMT
come up with your own bisacally he says because he's never said any of them in school lol. HUH? I meant stop taking jokes off the TV which most people have seen already.
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Apr 8, 2007 17:10:02 GMT
Post by sirpsychosexy on Apr 8, 2007 17:10:02 GMT
Lesbian joins weightwatchers, teacher says to her "you are what you eat", lesbian says "are you calling me a cunt?"
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Apr 8, 2007 18:11:45 GMT
Post by guppygould on Apr 8, 2007 18:11:45 GMT
How do you get 1000 Ethiopians in a telephone box? Put a can of beans in it.
How do you get 1000 Ethiopians out of a telephone box? Wave a tin opener at them.
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Apr 9, 2007 11:29:51 GMT
Post by ketch on Apr 9, 2007 11:29:51 GMT
in my defence i wasnt trying to pass that joke off as mine, because i knew every1 would have seen it but i thought it was well good so i thought i would say it anyway.
anyhoo...
your not often right but your wrong this time.
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